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How it all began …

An interesting question really, considering we all been doing stupid stuff from about the age of 1. It's really just a question of when we started doing it as a team.

Our 7th form year at school, or last year at high school, or year 13 as it is called now days I think, one man by the name of Chris McKenzie (aka Smacks and Major Stupidity) started it all. Let us hold a moment silence for him, the true legend that he is…

ANYWAY Smacks decided to organise 4 young men to G.F.O.A or Get the Fuck Out of Auckland (our home town). The first thing that came to mind was a bungy jump, closely followed by white water rafting, drinking, mountain biking and general stupid antics. We decided to head to Rotorua for our first stop, then to Taupo for a bungy jump before busting a mission drive to Hahei up north for some swimming and wake boarding action. Our first stop was the FUNKY GREEN VOYAGER in Rotorua, possibly the greatest hostel in Rotorua, run by a legend called Gerard. After much antics and stupidity, we came away with such quotes as "I wish they sold money…for half price" and "It doesn't hurt its just really fucking sore" or my personal favourite "I'm not drunk I'm *falls over* WASTED".

This soon lead to Lance becoming known as CAPTIAN STUPIDITY. The trip was a huge success with the 4 of us sneaking into The Holy Cow Bar in Taupo with a group of drunken tourists, all dressed in toga's.

With the trip becoming such a success, next year we could only do another one. 6 of us this time, the numbers ever growing. We went to the good old Funky Green Voyager again for more mountain biking goodness and some offroad racing. We arrived in Taupo to see a poster of the 4 of us dressed in toga's dancing on a table saying COME TO THE HOLY COW, GREATEST BAR IN TAUPO, we bungied, we mountain biked, we played paint ball we went white water sledging came out with many bruises and bumps.

Captain Stupidity had now taken on several accomplices: General Stupidity, Major Stupidity and Sergeant Stupidity.... in fact after the video clips of us dancing on tables again, the injuries, the laughs and the down right STUPID things we did, someone said "Hey we are like a team", to which someone else said "TEAMSTUPIDITY!" and we all replied:

"I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!!"

Team Stupidity was born. Its ranks have swelled, male and female members have reached new heights in stupidity, such as running naked through Queen Elizabeth square in the centre of Auckland city for a radio show, the POONTANG bungy stunt that has yet gone unequalled (I wonder why??) The puking on my date then going home with another woman at a university ball stunt, staying up all night in the snow in a spa pool trying to pretend it's not cold. Taking 90 degree corners in a car at 70km an hour, The SMACK DOWN, ultimate bail from a wakeboard (how do you bend that way?) Many a drunken mission into town, Spade lines, stories and stolen road signs *coughitwasntusitwastheroadsigngnomescough* DODGEY photos and other naked activities at the height of drunkeness, anyone hear RODEO?

What is in store for us in the future? Well most of us have finished University now, and have or are about to start jobs, this only means one thing…

WE HAVE MORE MONEY TO FUND OUR STUPID STUFF, YEAH!