GFOA 2000 - Up North

 

After the previous two missions going south, Team Stupidity decided to go north. The plan for this mission: drive north till we find a nice looking beach, set up camp, drink, kill stuff, burn stuff and drink! Unfortunately due to sickness, Team Stupidity was reduced back to its original 4 members for this trip.

 

The journey begins

 

General and Major Stupidity contemplate something deep and meaningful

 

In NZ this is a necessary action to clear the road of farm animals

 

The two moons reappear somewhere near Cow World

 

General Stupidity chases a prospective shag

 

Yes, there is such a place

 

The legendary Monkey Stance is invented

 

Winning smile – how can you resist?

 

4 Kings Drinking Game – if you draw a Jack you do 10 squats with someone on your back!

 

Who said you can only surf waves?

 

4 Kings Drinking Game – if you draw a 5 you balance a vessel on your forehead for 30sec

 

4 Kings Drinking Game – if you draw a 10 you do a shot while standing on your head

 

Major Stupidity lights up the Flaming Smackers Special and begins a whole new era of stupidity – burning stuff

 

Sargent and Major Stupidity return with dinner

 

Yes, they give people like us big fucken spear guns!